Shit My Dykie Friend Says

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11/29
2011

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    "I was the only white kid on my black! I mean block…"
    - Steph

11/25
2011

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    "like… what about cancer? it’s like the government is like, “uh… you guys need to wait; we have woolly mammoths to take care of…"
    - Maggie Osburn (via ohevathatredhairedgirl)

11/24
2011

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  • (Source: lhaschen2, via stephiesevastra)

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    Never lie to the girl of your life for the hoe of the night♥

    (Source: stephiesevastra)

11/23
2011

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    Im sorry theres no “delete history” button for your vagina!

    (Source: stephiesevastra)

11/6
2011

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    "I miss Steph. Sad face."
    - Maggie

10/3
2011

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    This is what we did on Sunday when our friend Christian wasn’t picking up his phone.
  • This is what we did on Sunday when our friend Christian wasn’t picking up his phone.

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    One Sunday Night.

    • Steph: Hello!? Eat my tarts?
    • Maggie: Hello!? Suck my dick?
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    "Well…There goes my liver, and lungs…."
    - Maggie, when Steph showed her the vodka bottle that is also a bong.

9/28
2011

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    about our black friend who speaks french

    he could be like blah bleh blah

    and in french it could me the rain in spain is my dick

    oh maggie

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